I won. And it only took three weeks of lurking on eBay.
$460 + $50 shipping. I'm the greatest.

Intel Penitum 4 2.0Ghz "A" Northwood Processor Socket 478 CPU (Northwood Processor has twice the cache than the regular 2.0Ghz)
ECS P4S5A Socket 478 DDR Motherboard with latest 4 layer technology
Super ATX Case with 300 Watt Intel and AMD approved PowerSupply And 2 Front USB Ports
Geforce 2 MX 400 64MB 4X AGP Video Card with TV Out (Not the Cheap MX200)
256MB PC2100 DDR Ram Memory upgradeable to 1GB DDR (Micron, Samsung, Kingston, NEC)
40GB ATA100 Hard Drive (Seagate, Western Digital, IBM, Maxtor)
16X LG DVD ROM Drive with PowerDVD Player
Direct Sound AC 97 64 Voice Wavetable and Game Port
10/100Mbs Fast Ethernet Network Card