The Gist (in exclamation mode) :

I met michael for a drink...carne. had no idea anything like that existed above 100th St.

an attractive girl
fool you at first glance
a mildy attractive girl
(willing to make a play at the bar)
she very naturally asks for a cigarette
not too sweet, not too eager
so anyway...
minds her own business, sort of
banter, pleasantries
playful bantries are exchanged
korean calligraphy
if you say i look chinese i'll kill you
(i want to get into your bantries)
what
look at me
don't I?
no, you don't
too eager
knows how to use makeup, but has a big pleasant head
so anyway...
how old are you?
30
no you're not
i'm not?
hey, is he 30?
disinterest
yeah, he is
how old are you?
24
how old is she?
24
she work here?
I dunno
so anyway...
wow, you have a lot of tapes
do you have the top gun soundtrack
she is smart enough to know when she is being made fun of
i didn't mean to, it just came out
so anyway!