So does anyone want to trade divx movies? If you don't wanna trade we can barter for other things. Like money. Here's what I have:


A Beautiful Mind
Amelie
Austin Powers: Goldmember
The Barbershop
The Big Lebowski
Birdhouse: The End (skate vid)
Blow
The Breakfast Club
Don't Be a Menace...
High Fidelity
Kingpin
Minority Report
Mouse - Girl & Chocolate (skate vid)
Monsters Inc
Office Space
Orange County
Panic Room
Predator
Requiem for a Dream
Reservoir Dogs
Road to Perdition
The Royal Tenenbaums
Signs
Snatch
Spiderman
Super Troopers
Training Day
Up In Smoke Tour DVD
Welcome to Hell - Toy Machine (skate vid)

can't wait for eugene to bite this one...

Montreal Expos pitcher Sunny Kim, from Korea, winds up as he pitches against the Cincinatti Reds during eighth inning NL action in Montreal Saturday, Sept. 28, 2002. Kim gave up six hits and no runs in 8 and 1/3 innings of work. (AP Photo/Ryan Remiorz)


Chicago Cubs' Hee Seop Choi hits a two run home run against the Pittsburgh Pirates in the sixth inning Saturday Sept. 28, 2002 in Chicago.(AP Photo/Stephen J. Carerra)

congratulations are in order for 12.233.49.x who was the 4,000 visitor to this blog. the person came from deanchoi.blogspot.com and wins the highly-coveted booby prize.

top 5 wasted moments in my life (current):

1. playing counterstrike
2. watching the water slowly drip out of the Brita filter
3. watching downloads downloading on Kazaa
4. researching for gambling purposes (i just lose anyway)
5. waiting for the subway

im not as smart as i think

yesterday during 3 hour soccer practice, i tried a 'heading'. mike won kicked the corner kick and i saw the white speck come directly at me. the world disappeared. i focused. i jumped. i blinked/closed my eyes. SHARP pain. the ball harmlessly bounced over the goal post. timing was precise. but balance, angle of contact was off. as a result i hurt my head. i think i bruised my brain.

i just spent an hour reading livejournals. its funny how different the livejournal crowd is from blogger and especially from xanga. some really smart livejournal people out there. i feel dumb. stupid soccer ball.

Man Dies After Detergent Mistaken for Hummus
Mon Sep 23,11:58 AM ET - (Reuters)
A 91-year-old Israeli died after his caregiver spread a paste-like dishwashing detergent on his bread instead of hummus, police said on Monday.

KFC Customer Gets Pot With Chicken
Mon Sep 23, 8:13 AM ET
MILL VALLEY, Calif. (AP) - A Mill Valley KFC restaurant employee was arrested after a customer received a little something extra with his chicken dinner. This customer received two bags of marijuana Friday, instead of the extra biscuits he had requested.

From Ondal's Greatest Hits anthology:

March 17, 2002

Prison bitch

i'm off to prison in 6 hours or so. I was wondering if i should bring this guy something like magazines, food, cigarettes...I bet he would appreciate a copy of Black Tail...i'm sure it's just one big wankfest in the joint...that's a shame. I've decided that i am going to approach the visit not as one of sympathy, but of just doing my job. I don't want him to see me looking like i feel sorry for him or some shit...that shit doesn't fly...damn, should i even go to sleep? what if i don't wake up? remember the time I overslept and missed my flight to SF? I woke up like right about the time my plane was taking off...you should've seen me running down the sidewalk with my hair unkempt, holding luggage with underwear hanging out the sides, and my tie flapping in the wind as I yelled, "wait, come back, you forgot me...." and as the plane flies off into the horizon, I drop to my knees and hold my hands out to the heavens and let out a thundering, "Nooooo!!!!!" (I'd like to thank the Academy...)

Then i go to the airport anyway and hop on the next flight two hours later, free of charge. How anticlimactic. But it was still shitty -- we all know how that weekend turned out. And on the way back I almost get blown up by terrorists. My flight was SF to NY. Date: 9/10 - i almost didn't make it...whew.

anyway, i don't want to miss my flight. bye.

posted by peter kang at 2:48 AM

So my brother's scene with Sandra Bullock in the upcoming movie, "Two Weeks Notice" made it into the trailer. It's pretty funny. If you don't feel like watching the whole thing, it's in the middle somewhere.

click here

i hate this blog and everything about it.

here's a nude picture you might enjoy.

emery

So lately I haven't been writing too much if you haven't already noticed. I don't know why. Perhaps it's because I drink a lot less now and just do a bunch of uppers and play video games b/c it gives me the extra edge in counter strike. Or maybe I'm just not feelin it. It happens. I wonder when I'm going to break outta this funk. I suppose I could read, right now I'm in the middle of "Fountainhead" by Ayn Rand. It's pretty good. There are a lot of issues in the book -- both explicit and implicit -- and it's a lot to mull over if you feel like it. But if you don't feel like it, it's also a very interesting story about architects in New York in the twenties.

Who are the people that strive to be architects? George Castanza always wanted to be an architect. I have a friend who is in the business, I never questioned what possessed him to enter the field of Mike Brady.

In other news, my teaching job has been changed, I'm now teaching english. Thursday mornings. bah. It was quite weird, the dean was showing me around and he introducing me as Professor Kang. I felt sort of foolish because I don't have a PhD. But if I did, it would be all good. But I sort of feel like an imposter. Then again, I don't think it'll be very hard teaching these people. I wonder if they're going to find it strange that I will be the youngest one in the room.

Ok, thanks for the feedback everyone. I have some more t-shirt designs...


In other news, I got a teaching gig at the College of New Rochelle. It's a seminar that I'll have to do once a week for re-entry students adjusting back to college life. Basically a glorified engrish class with some other disciplines thrown in. The per diem is not bad, especially since it's only once a week.

So maybe I mentioned it before but I bought a nice photo printer to go with my nice digital camera. Haven't used the printer that much but today I bought some iron-on T-shirt transfers. I remember back in the day I used it to make some bootleg T-shirts, mostly skate shit I scanned out of Thrasher. But this time around, I want to make some cool shit that everyone can enjoy?

Here's what I have so far:



The eugenius one is for eugene, i promised him a long time ago i would make this shit for him. I'm still planning on usurping the Blink 182 logo and changing it to Chink 182. Other than that, I could use some ideas? anyone?

hey eugene, i can do it too...

For all of you mixologists, here's a fun program for you to enjoy.(right-click to save). It teaches you how to mix any kind of drink, all in a very appealing design. I give it the ondal seal of approval.

thanks to dk song for hosting the file.

Something horrible has happened. I've become terribly addicted to some stupid Sim City game. The worst part of it is that it's formal title is "The Sims: Livin' Large." I truly wish they didn't abbreviate the word "living."

I want to say I don't know what happened but I do. I had a nice healthy hobby of downloading shit off Kazaa. Ever since I was 14 I have been an avid collector of illegal pirated software. The majority of the time I don't even bother using it. Anyway, that's what happened here. I got a grip of games and then I tested them to see if they worked. On a whim, I clicked on the stupid little icon and it was all downhill from there. As a result, my interpersonal relationships are taking a beating, my nutrition and hygiene are down, and I'm now growing a moustache. (One side note: the nutrition and hygiene of my Sims families are at an all-time high).

It seems like my favorite thing to do is to make families of people that I know. For example, I created my own familiy, complete with my bald-headed dad and designed the home to look like our house in California. I then made a caricature of the Yees, the family of one of my childhood friends. They were known for being tight with a dollar, your typical miserly Chinese family. It's quite interesting, sort of like a virtual voodoo doll.

And it didn't stop with families I know. I started making celebrity families such as the Seinfelds. The whole gang is there, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. And I made sure to keep Kramer unemployed in order to maintain the realism, whatever that means. The Simpsons are next. It's pretty pathetic that I'm actually looking forward to creating the Simpsons but this is what my life has become. So enough writing, it's time to get back to being a loser.

if you guys would comment more i would write more.

I just beat down Peter Kang of Fox Searchlight. I will now turn my attention to dk song to a digital photography duel. He just got a new Canon camera because he likes to copy me. But not as much as eugene. Anyway, since I'm more familiar with the features on my camera, I think i shall win.





panorama

I am going to challenge this guy to a duel.